Brave New World
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Rory said,
Blaise…
You what ??
On a first name basis with that WANKER ?
You can ell im, that he didnt help his cause, as far as Rory Breaker is concerned with his bullying and posteuring… Surely it wasnt lil ol Rory that brought that out in him !!
Whatever, I guess you ill be tha one ta do the negoatiatin from ere on hither…Better it be youz locked in a conversation wit em than me…
Well done Blaise !! You Corax really are the best at what you do As the Ajaba is the best at what we do
tears a piece of flesh off a kill
- Rory
Blaise said,
Wanker?
You know, he made the same remark about you, refering to all YOUR bullying and posturing! Oh, and some remark about you influencing Steve!
With all that is going on right now, we have no choice but to work with him! Besides, I know these military types, Caine is one too.
Good to see you Eats Grass, will you be making a visual appearance anytime soon?
Eats Grass said,
That depends on how well you see, Blaise. Speaking of appearances, I hear you are rather easy on the eyes.
EG
Blaise said,
Hm, how well I see….well then, have you “heard” I’m easy on the eyes, or have you indeed seen this? Are you somewhere hiding in those shadows?
Or does someone out there have loose lips??
Rory said,
Wha ?!?
Someone hidin in da shadows… I hate fuckkin shadows Least since Summer come round !! Things is gettin creepy, Rory is feeling nervous, and when Rory starts feelin nervous, mother fuckers start gettin shot
And what the fuck kind of name is “Eats Grass” anyway… Sounds like one o Benjis friends if ya asks me !!
Summer said,
yeah the shadow thing is under control right now…or for the time being at least…
Rory, you’re nervous?? You’re kinda cute when you’re neverous…kinda.
Rory said,
Stares a funny stare at you. You know, that head half tilted, one eye squinted, other eye wide open stare…
“Bitch ”
smile
Blaise said,
Oh, there are more things in those shadows then you could ever imagine Rory, I’ll never look at a shadow the same again.
Poor Harsh…I hope he’s happy. Oh that reminds me, damn…..
So Eats Grass, is your tongue tangled in the weeds right now?
Eats Grass said,
Blaise, I heard it on the wind… Or was it a vision from the heavens, I don’t remember.
And Rory, I know Benji, the little dog from the movies, and he’s a nice guy. Don’t piss him off though, he’s a killer.
Who smells like rotten meat around here?
EG
Rory said,
Benji… This wanker says e knows yaz….
That true ?
Well ef it iz so… tell em Rory dont take kindly to silly wankers, and I jus may have ta killem
Rotten meat ?? Wheres ??
looks around
Careful stranga… If yaz dont be a good boy I jus might have ta turn ya ta a big ol pile o rotton meat….
big, toothy smile
Blaise said,
Rotten meat?? I don’t smell anything. Oh, wait, I never smell anything…
Benji? Was that the small tan dog? Was he in a sitcom or movie?
I see you like to the play the thinking game, no straight answers. You sound like a corax, or a ragabash. There are cures for this indecisiveness you know. Either way it seems the wind, gods, or your imagination are very kind.
Now let’s get down to business…. what else has the wind told you these days, or your visions shown you? There’s no reason for you to be hiding in those shadows. Why don’t you come on out and play?
Blaise said,
If any of you get a chance, go to into the Oct blogroll and check out the pic I just posted. Let me know what you see….
Eats Grass said,
Indicisiveness? I don’t know about that. Certainly know one has ever accused me of thinking before, will have to remember this day.
And I never said I was in the shadows. Maybe I am the face in the smoke.
Rory I Iike you, you have a good sence of humor. I see there are others here, They are so quiet. I don’t think they get your jokes Rory.
EG
Ben said,
So am I a killer, or the little dog from the movies??? Rory and all I assure you I’m harmless…no, really, I am, harmless that is. So who are you Eats Grass? Rory might rename you ‘Eats Dirt’ if you push it. He’s a fiesty one that Rory. Like a young brave before his first battle, full of piss and vinegar, I think the old saying goes. But a good soul deep down…way, way down! I smell fresh meat, with tainted souls and rotten thoughts. So much left to purify…
Ben said,
So many distractions, delusions, confusion all around. Must go pray. Head is pounding, so hard to focus. Which voices are real and which are only in my head??? I must discover the truth and find my path…..
Kyo said,
Chatter Chatter Chatter. So much chater I thought I’d stumbled into a Tengu gathering.
Eats Grass. . . .welcome (bows). Have we met before? You must excuse my companions . .they sometimes forget their mannors.
Eats Grass said,
Rory this Ben guy says you have not hade your first battle yet and that you drink piss. Want me to kick his ass? I won’t let him talk to my new buddy like that.
Nice to meet you Kyo. I don’t think we have met before.
EG
Blaise said,
Who’s being rude? He’s the one talking and not showing us his face!!
Wait, face in the smoke ay?
Ben, you got any tobacco? (hehe)
No seriously…Perhaps you aren’t giving up the right sacrifices in prayer…
It’s probably Coyote, can’t make out your ass end can you? Yeah, Coyote did that to Lucky last Sunday! He got to the fork of 128 and 95 and, yet again, Coyote lead him the worng way. Hard lessons learned I guess.
Kyo said,
May be harsh, but a lesson learned none the less. (giggling)
Eats Grass, please, how is it you have stumbled into our little den of tricks? Please, so I may welcome you more. . .properly. I am feeling like a very poor hostess (and that is not acceptable from where I come from).
Eats Grass said,
I walked here.
Poor Lucky, always getting lost. How you doing anyway old boy?
You all don’t worry about me so much. I can find my own way around. Been doing it for quite some time. Could use some of that tobacco tho.
EG
Rory said,
Oh belive me… Ive seen a battle o two mate. Gots tha scars ta prove it !!
Benji and all… He a quick one to throw an ol jab at Rory… Usually I’d kill em for sometin likes that, but me head shrink Blaise is helping wit my lil agression problem… Anyways, I might pay a bit moa attention ta Benjis jabs if they hurt moa. The girls say there gonna come a day when one of us puts ta otha down… hopfully laters thans soonas… Wez gots bigger worries now…
(Smiles, eyes WIDE)
About tha drinkin pee… Tis sterile afterall, and furthamoa Im a Heyena… We suppousto eats some fucked up things, aye ?
(cackles)
Whos this Lucky ?? Rory dont have much use fo somone who cant get his own head out his arse !! Nigga Please !!
Now, wheres me lighta ??
Blaise said,
EG, if I get you some tobacco will you show me some of your paths and hiding places?
I think Coyote’s been messing with Summer too, haven’t seen her around in awhile?
Dude, you know I always have something in my bag that will light a fire. Is this torch all right?
Eats Grass said,
I’m not hiding, I’m right here, aren’t I? Rory help Blaise out. Your a perceptive guy. Anybody who drinks piss has to have a good head on shoulders.
EG
Rory said,
Wow… I just now figured out what EGWZHR means
Now, now… Rory said he haz drunk piss… but its not n evryday sorta thing… right, right…
perceptive…yeah. Some would say paranoid…Im not namin names… Blaise. So thank yaz EG.
So far ya aint managed ta piss off ol Rory… That should buy least 3 minuttes of ya life when we meet face ta face… Nah… Im just kiddin… Right ??
Insane Cackle
Summer said,
oops sorry im late guys…wow so much convo going on! so uh eats grass, is it? do i know you?? well either way, i’m summer…you’ve probably heard of me after all i am pretty popular these days….yikes hope this popularity isnt going to my head! teehee…girlish grin
Eats Grass said,
Mmmmm, girlish grin huh. Did I mention I am on a mission. Yes, a sacred mission to bring happyness to young, fertile women. You and Blaise should discuss this at length.
And Rory, I cannot trick you can I. You figured out my graffiti and It only took you a matter of days.
Lucky, were are you buddy? I heard you lost a friend recently. I hope you are not consumed with grief. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!
Now figure that one out hyena.
EG
Blaise said,
OMG Rory, HTF did you miss that?
Paranoia is fine, except when you point your gun at me, you would be very sad without me in your life! Besides, EG hasn’t pissed you off yet because you haven’t physically seen him yet. But by the sounds of it Rory, he’s makin moves on your charge, wouldn’t want her disappearing into the smoke would you?
Summer please! Do not make me explain this one to you. You are not naive nor stupid. I simply suggest you watch your lovely ass aroundd Mr. EG. And you are right, you are notoriously popular these days.
That’s quite a sacred mission you were given EG. And may I ask WHO gave you this mission? Hope your not infested with some disease. I don’t know how fertile Summer is, but you may have a lot to learn about my kind EG.
Besides, I’m bad luck, I seem to draw all the freaks out of the woodwork…. (looks around).
Blaise said,
Hey all, out of curiosity, have any of you guys recieved a call from Abul-Abbas? Or someone saying his name?
I heard him/ or someone today at 11.55 am….the voice was a whisper, male, and hissy.
Eats Grass said,
Who do you think would give me such a mission? I am sure you are both fertile enough, and if not, I am.
As for bad luck were is Lucky? He is the only one who gets my jokes. Here Lucky, Lucky ,Lucky. Where are you?
EG
Rory said,
Very serious look
All jestin aside… all jestin aside…
Right, right Blaise, you is me sanity these days. If yaz wasnt round, Rory might be a bit unstable shall we say… I only point tha gun in ya face ta prove me point… Heres ta hopin the only time it goes off by accident, its in me own mouth again…
all jestin aside…
This little exchange on the wire my new friend, EG. Hers ta keepin it civil. The moments it turns sour, o’ ol Rory thinks yaz fuckin wit em. You gonna feel the pain and rage that only an Ajaba can deliva…
Toasts Gin Martini
Herez ta hopin it dont go tha. If Rory thinks yaz steppin in on me turf….
I’ll Kill ya
Eats Grass said,
Your turf huh. I did not know that. Can you be more specific as to who is you turf so as I don’t get on your bad side. I did say I was on a sacred mission right?
EG
Blaise said,
Yes, we all have our missions…
As for the charge, I meant Summer, Rory has promised to protect our fair street punk. I guess at this point we all have. Not to say I could help her in a fight, that’s Ben and Rory’s job! Although I am very sure she can definatley hold her own in this catagory.
Let’s just hope EG, that’s it’s not you we are protecting her from. So, as to quote the dumbfounded leader in this country, “Are you with us or are you against us?”
I really dislike that guy…. did you notice he is crosseyed?
I surely hope you are with us, there seems so much to learn about you…
Abul-Abbas said,
Dreams pass into the reality of action.
From the actions stems the dream again;
and this interdependence produces the highest form of living.
What do you dream of, Anai Kondan?
Eats Grass said,
Who is Anai Kondon?
I dream of chasing rabbits and fooling monsters.
Blaise, I am “with” my father and the Great Mother. Are you with the Mother? It is your loyalties that must be proven, mine have been proven in dream and deed many times.
And Abul, do I know you? You sound familiar. I met a white elephant once, could that be you? Know one else here seems to know you or even acknowledge you. Are you the ghost in the machine? I hope not ‘cause the Weaver, though she may be usefull, is the most dangerous of all. And what is your little picture? I would love to see it up close.
EG
Abul-Abbas said,
Nemesis Riduclii
Overconfidentii Vulgaris
Hungrii Flea-Bagius
Apetitius Giganticus
Carnivorous Vulgaris
Your laughter holds no humor. You are the ruin of us all. Kill HIM, Anai Kondan and this world will be a better place for it.
Rory said,
Somethin tells me this Abul Abbas fuck has it out for lil ol’ Rory. Call me wat ya will mate, Maskin it as Latin aint gonna scare mez, o me mates… Youz gonna havta trys a bit harder than that… I too know a thing o two bout masks…
I got ya numba friend. Sorry yaz dont likes me huma. Guess itz one of those “ya hadta be thea” sorta thing… Tellz yaz one thing tho… when we do meet Im gonna save the laughin forz afta I eat ya guts…
Blaise said,
EG, I addressed the Abul-Abbas thing on another thread a day ago, look for it on Elephant Killa.
And yet on another thread he speaks of dreams and of coyote…a fanatic…
And yes, he has our phone numbers too, he called me yesterday…
Blaise said,
OK GUYS…..
Anai Kondan or Konden means ANACONDA of Tamil origin (from India) or also known as Elephant killer!!
This would explain why his voice was so hissy on my phone message….
I will post in multiple places..
Kyo said,
Anai Kondan/Anaconda. . .you sound hissy. . .ahhhh. Or should I say Nagahhh?
Been a while since I’ve seen your kind in court.
Abul-Abbas said,
Darkness and chaos, folly on his heels.
Trust not him or his brother, his laughter holds no humor.
He has broken us.
End it for the betterment of all.
killmequickly, Ania Kondan
before it is too late.
It hurts….it hurts so much.
Eats Grass said,
All peoples have their prophecies Abul, can they all be true? Nice Warner Bros. reference.
Would you ask her to kill the wind or the rain? Forces of nature live forever.
EG
Summer said,
Abul, what is it that hurts you so?? Tell me…where does it hurt…why does it hurt??
Perhaps…I can heal what hurts you so.
Perhaps….
Perhaps….
Perhaps….
Rory said,
Abul…
All signs point to mez protectin ya… Im startin to think we allz might be betta off if Iz just lets Summa kill ya…
The way u pissin me off, I might jus do it meself…
Blaise said,
now, now…
i will have to say, if my dream last night is a prophecy then you want to stay in hiding Abul.
anyone ever see that movie, The Never Ending Story? What was the name of the storm?
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Summer said,
On July 16, 1945, when the atomic bomb was tested at Trinity, Los Alamos scientists were the first humans to witness the power of a nuclear weapon.
Even 32 kilometers (20 miles) away, observers felt the heat of the explosion on exposed skin. The radiation level in the rising mushroom cloud was so intense that it emitted a blue glow.
hmmm interesting…
Eats Grass said,
Hey Blaize what does a birds nest look like when it blows up? Were there twigs everywhere? Oh the humanity!... or is it aviananity.
EG
Blaise said,
Why do I have the vision of a coyote laughing on his back right now?
Iit was flying twigs, iron, fire balls and tons of blown insulation and white dust!
Oh, when I find our who is responsible!!
Damn, all my stuff that was sacrificed!! I have to begin a new collection…
Nixon said,
Jeesus kids, we got our work cut out for us…
At least we are begeinning to pull our heads out of our collective asses… Now we need to find this dark man, and a baby… In addition to figuring out where and or what the Trinity is… on many levels What scale are we talking here… and if the dark man can and did seduce the girls… what are we gonna do against him ?
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