Eats Grass and Lucky enjoying the great outdoors.
Pretty intense huh.
And after running in circles my whole life I finally caught my own tail.
I feel Coyote in the air whenever I see Russ or Z.
Quijin said,
Very nice pics! Who was the photographer? Are we fighting over territory here?
Where’s the story about how one coyote peed on the other? I KNOW there must be one there? Or at least which one of you peed on yourself?
Eats Grass said,
Coyote and Iktome the spider were visiting one day.
Coyote told Iktome” I had a horrible dream last night”
Iktome said” Tell me about it”
Coyote said” I came across some beutifull young maidens bathing in a pool. I hid myself on the other side of the white mans road nearby to watch.”
“This sound like a good dream to me.” Iktome said.
Coyote shook with fear, then went on” They were so beutiful that I became quite excited. My penis grew larger than ever before. It begain to stretch across the road toward them.
” If I had such a dream I would not be so upset as you Brother.” said Iktome with a look of comic confusion on his face.
Coyote shook his head ” My penis went into the water and moved like a water snake to the young women. When it reached the first one I managed to enter her. She gasped with delight and looked to the others to see if they noticed.”
‘’ YOU ARE MAD” Iktome shouted at coyote,” This is the dream of all dreams. Don’t tell me this is when you woke up!”
“No no wish I had woken then. The girl was injoying herself and so was I. The other girls had noticed her panting and moaning and watched in interest. The maiden was at the end and I was nearing mine, my body clenched for the end and just then… one of the white mans big wagons passed us on the road.”
After a long silence Iktome said, in a quite voice,” You are right Brother, that is a most horrible dream.”
Senor Quintane said,
I take offence to being reduced to a beer swilling lowbrow knuckle dragging oaf of a trickster….
I also enjoy Rum, Burbon, Whiskey, Vodka, Gin, and the occasional shot of Absienthe !!
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December 5, 2005 @ 10:54 pm
NICE
I LOVE IT
! Bwahahahahaha!! Andy You are DEFINITELY a Coyote brother. I think its funny that we see Coyote in each other. It’s like a crazy quantum equation….You+Nature=Trickster Squared, and Z+Beer=Trickster Squared.